distressed denim!?!

Went and got another ultrasound. PB&Js weight is 4 lbs. 14oz., give or take a half-pound. This will put her delivery weight at 40 weeks between 8lbs. 8oz. and 9 lbs. 6oz. Got another Phoebe sized baby growing!
I saw this today and it just irks me to no end! A denim distressing factory! What a waste of resources!
I need to enact my idea: buy new jeans, give them to the homeless/low income/3rd world people for 1-3 months of use, collect them and give them a new pair. Then, sell the "distressed" jeans for big bucks, donate the money, and buy more new jeans. Expand the enterprise.